Movie Review: Sex and the City 2 (2010)
Director: Michael Patrick King
Cast: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Chris Noth
Plot: Carrie and the girls are back - hanging out and showcasing the latest apparel trends. Make no mistake, this movie is a film of fashion fantasy. And that's about as far as it goes.

First off, I totally admit to not being the target audience for this movie. But that doesn't mean that I can't enjoy a good flick. Unfortunately, this movie falls flat on its face from a storytelling perspective. The conflict doesn't even reveal itself until way late in the second act - lasts about 20 minutes, and then the movie ends.

So what's the story about? It's two years after Carrie (Parker) and Big (Noth) got married in the first movie, and Carrie's written a book about being married for a year. They attend a gay wedding, Carrie and Big fight about him wanting to relax after a hard day at work (she's a freelance writer and doesn't have to go anywhere during the day - so of course she wants to go out when he comes home. But he's been at the office all day. Dilemma).

Samantha (Cattrall) gets invited to promote a hotel out in the middle east, and of course brings all of the girls for another adventure abroad (noticing a pattern here in the movies). After a fashion travel montage, the girls are out in the desert learning about a new culture and basically soaking up the sun. Nothing happens plot wise for about an hour, and then Carrie runs into an old boyfriend. There's your conflict.



Suffice it to say, if you were expecting clever writing or plot twists from Sex and the City 2, you will be sorely disappointed. The first movie was essentially an expensive / extended episode of the show (that, in my opinion, would have been stronger if they'd cut about an hour out of the running time) - and this movie follows suit. It's about an hour too long to support the loosely thrown together plot, but that's not the purpose of the movie. The magic of this flick isn't in the storytelling - it's in the reaction that it receives from female audience goers.

Attending a pre-screening of a movie that's target audience is women (young and old), you make a few observations. First, all of the women in the theater assume that your girlfriend dragged you along to the movie, or that you're gay. Because I don't dress with style, they almost instantly disqualify the later of those two options. Second, the women in the audience react less to the plot than they do to the characters and the outfits.

I remember when the show was popular and everyone would say things like, "Oh that's so Samantha," and the point was that people identified with these personas that they created for the show. The audience can identify with the characters in the show, and experience their lives vicariously. This movie is the ultimate fan service, in this case. You identify with these female characters who wear these glamorous outfits and have these luxurious lifestyles, and you can live it with them. It's a modern day princess movie. Only there are shoes instead of a prince charming.

After arriving at this revelation (sometime around the 30 minute mark), I was actually able to kick back and enjoy the movie with the audience for what it was - a fashion catalog. Starring you and your friends (again, vicariously).

This is never more apparent than when the girls first arrive in the middle east, only to discover that the entire Australian men's soccer team is also staying at the hotel. While enjoying lunch out by the pool, the girls see the guys come back from practice sporting their speedos. There's a montage of Australian soccer sausage shots that follows.

All in the movie, this movie isn't going to win any awards for storytelling (or acting), but that's not why you go see it. You go to see your friends (both in the movie and who're coming to see the movie with you), experience glamor and fashion, and you go home. Maybe buy a new pair of shoes. Or a hat. That's the purpose of this movie. And if you go in with that mentality, then you'll have a good time.

If you're expecting a plot even as simply constructed as a romantic comedy, then you're going to be bored to tears. There's no story here. There's really no subtext (and trying to grasp subtext from the movie would probably ruin it for what it is - a fashion magazine). It's just pretty clothes on girls.

If that's your thing, enjoy. If not, then I recommend going to see Iron Man 2 again, or waiting for more summer blockbuster flicks.

I was invited by BAZAAR magazine to a pre-screening of Iron Man 2, and boy-oh-boy was it a fun flick. Don't ask me why BAZAAR didn't sponsor a Sex and the City 2 outing (maybe they will, when the flick hits theaters), but I'm certainly not complaining. So without anymore fuss, here's the review (with some minor spoilers):


Movie Review: Iron Man 2 (2010)
Director: Jon Favreau
Cast: Robert Downey Jr, Gweneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson, Micky Rourke, Sam Rockwell, Don Cheadle, Samuel L Jackson
Plot: Tony Stark (Downey Jr), after having revealed to the world that he was a superhero at the end of the last movie (hope I didn't spoil it for anyone), has been living the high life. Sure he has some problems - the United States government wants the Iron Man suit, people are trying to replicate his technology, and the very system keeping him alive is also slowly killing him - but hey, life's not so bad, right?

Think again. A man with a vendetta against the Stark family (Rourke) has come into town, and has started a mad scheme to destroy Tony and Iron Man forever. Meanwhile, the government is so hard-up to get their hands on the Iron Man tech that they employ Stark's rival Justin Hammer (Rockwell) to try to recreate the suit.

And remember after the credits of the first movie there was an appearance by Nick Fury (Jackson), agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.? Well, he's back in this flick in a much larger role, working to get Tony back on track.

Iron Man 2 is a fun movie where shiny things go boom! It suffers from what I call sequelitis, which is where plot is sacrificed for action scenes. This isn't always an bad thing - and if you're one of those audience members who doesn't like thinking or any of that boring story stuff, then this movie will suit you just fine.

You get to see Iron Man doing everything you ever wanted to see him do in a movie. Fighting in the air, fighting against robots, fighting a dude with electrical whips, fighting himself, getting dropped on expensive cars.

No wait, that last one happened in the first movie. Well, it happens again here, too.

The inclusion of S.H.I.E.L.D. taking more of a front and center role in this movie really made me excited for the 2012 Avengers movie (and maybe a S.H.I.E.L.D. movie at some point?). With Black Widow (Johansson) kicking ass, and our regular Agent Coulson back again (remember him as the nerdy agent from the first movie), all lead by Nick Fury - I'm stoked.

Let's talk for a moment about the replacement of Don Cheadle for Terrance Howard as Tony's good friend, Rhodey. I personally think that Cheadle's a better actor by far, and should've been cast in the role in the first place. He fills Howard's shoes nicely. Too nicely. In fact, I want a War Machine movie. This is the flick where we get to see him come into his own - where he no longer stands in Tony's shadow. And it's great.

This movie was a fun way to start the summer, and if you enjoyed the first one then you should definitely check it out. Don't expect any characterization or deeper insight into any of the characters - this is a pure popcorn movie. And sometimes, that ain't so bad.

Also, a bit of note: the movie doesn't end when the credits start rolling.

Movie Review: Cashback (2006)
Director: Sean Ellis
Cast: Sean Biggerstaff, Emilia Fox
Plot: After a painful breakup, art student Ben Willis (Biggerstaff) starts having insomnia. To help pass the time, he gets an overnight job at a supermarket where his artistic imagination runs wild. He believes that he has the ability to stop time. As his sleeplessness grows, Ben begins to fall for one of the checkout girls. Can he overcome the trauma from his previous relationship and move on, or will he be cursed to continue not sleeping and freezing time?



Cashback is one of those rare movies that is very interesting and well written, yet also has some fantastic performances and deals with social issues that everyone has to face. At the time that I watched it, I had undergone a pretty serious breakup my own self, and even though I had started dating again, really hadn't started feeling like myself yet. This movie captures that feeling perfectly. The numbness and loneliness of romantic loss are felt throughout. The scenes of freezing time are almost artistic visual poetry.

Without trying to give anything away, there's a scene where Ben freezes time for two days trying to figure out how to undo what had already been done, and he knows there's nothing he can do to change it. It's a fantastic scene that really makes the movie stand out.

If you enjoy teen movies with themes of romance and love, be sure to check this movie.

Video Game Review: Batman Arkham Asylum (
Platform: PS3, Xbox 360
Developer: Rocksteady, Eidos
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Plot: Batman (Kevin Conroy) has captured the Joker (Mark Hamill) and upon returning him to Arkham Asylum, witnesses him break out of his restraints and escape deep into the compound. However, Joker's plan isn't to break out - it's to get something inside the island.

I know the game's been out for a while, but I just finished my play through. Took forever because of work, and other obligations. The game's tons of fun - the first time I've ever felt like a superhero that the source was based on. You feel like Batman - in combat, in sneaking around, and in the handful of opportunities you get to be a detective.

The game was so popular, in fact, that it has a Game of the Year edition coming out, and a sequel in the works.

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The fact that they got some of the voice actors from the Animated Series was a great touch as well. Mark Hamill is my Joker. Any time that he isn't heard is time wasted in the game. Thankfully, since Joker has access to the PA system of the facility, you have the chance to hear him a lot. He easily steals the show.

This game is worth playing and worth owning.

Movie Review: Fido (2006)
Director: Andrew Currie
Cast: Carrie-Ann Moss, Billy Connolly, Dylan Baker
Plot: Fido is the classic story of a boy and his dog - only in this case, his dog just so happens to be a zombie. And not a zombie dog, but a zombie person.

Hold on, allow me to back up here. The time is Leave It to Beaver era 1950s, and the world has been over taken by the zombie apocalypse. In an effort to protect society, humanity has gathered into suburban camps with tall fences to keep the zombies at bay. However people can still turn into zombies inside the fence when they die or have accidents. Since space for graveyards is limited, the people have turned these zombies into servants, doing the undesirable jobs. To keep their human flesh desires in check, each zombie is fitted with a neck collar to suppress their hunger.

Enter Fido (Connolly), an older zombie who joins the Robinson family. Timmy, the little boy of the family, begins thinking of Fido as a pet. One day, Fido's neck collar is damaged and he accidentally turns the old lady neighbor into a zombie. Of course, all hell starts to break loose from there and the result is one of the cutest zombie movies since - well, I don't know when.



Fido is excellent on all fronts, from the classic Disney-esque story about a boy and his dog to the trials and tribulations of life. All under the guise of a zombie movie. The performances in the movie are very fitting. It's the kind of movie that you don't really want to see end.

If you like 1950s cinema, comedy, or zombie movies, then I highly recommend Fido.

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